taco vender

A dirty mexican, preferrably with sexually transmitted diseases, that prostitutes themselves for money.

Jim: Hey man I got crabs from the taco vender on the corner of 4th and 17th!
Nick: Those damn taco venders will get ya!

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Duck Taco

Duck Taco: Noun- A girl with an extremely lame pussy.

Example: "Yoo son I heard your bitch got that Duck Taco!" "Yeah man that shit is looser than a goose and she doesn't do anything but lay there!"

#PALACE Original Quote.

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taco silence

when your freinds or family sit down to a breakfast
and have tacos. someone says something akward and all you hear is the silent chewing of a taco.

i sure do wish that katy wouldnt tell us about her STDS over breakfast so we can avoid the taco silence.

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Moldy taco

you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.

man last night my girlfriends puss smelt like a moldy TACO and i puked

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bearded taco

A hairy-ass pussy.

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

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Bed Taco

A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.

1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).

2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.

3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.

4. The comforter is shared.

"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"

"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."

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taco meat

black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco

Damn that nigga gee has no taco meat

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