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sending a large amount of angry text messages to someone.
who keeps texting you??" "it's just my ex, he's having a text tantrum.
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maintaing text conversations with a number of people greater than 2 at any given time.
dude. I was at matt's party last night and i got into a 6 person text battle. It was brutal
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The nephew of the drunk dial, a high text is usually composed during those that initial euphoric phase of being high. Typically a positive, upbeat or funny message, the high text can also be incredibly insightful. However, when discovered the next morning in the "Sent Texts" folder, the text will often not seem like such a great idea, after all.
9:36pm, Tuesday evening: (Text) "Dude, remember that nite we snuck out to the lake and just sat smoking cigarettes and talking for hours? Ahh man, that summer was so rad. I miss you brosef."
8:32am, Wednesday morning after he realizes he sent a high text last night and he reads his outgoing messages: (Texter's mind) "Dammit. That was freakin' gay."
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Similar to phone sex, except it's the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.
Man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, I bet she was having text sex!
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Offering moral support and love via text message. Note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you're sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. You still want to be nice, but damn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! Shee-it.
<cell rings>
Me: Ugh god, its my needy friend Samantha again. I swear, I've nursed that girl through so many break-ups...
Cool Friend I'm Hangin' Wid: Fuck her. Don't answer it.
Me: But I still want to help and I do care about her...
Cool Friend: What you need to do is offer a little text support.
Me: Great! Got it! Thanks text support!!!
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when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage
"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"
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A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.
Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.
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