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May 21 is national give your girlfriend your jersey day! so come on boys
him- are you wearing his jersey?
her- yes!! it’s may 21 national give your gf your jersey day
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national pop a titty for anyone who askes
boy: yo pop a titty?
girl: no why
boy: it’s May 21
girl: oh bet all my girl pop a titty on may 21
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Sir Savage is a young, British lad who makes incredible poems and ditty's to hokey-pokey to!
For example, his greatest anthology was by far The Slaughter Tape. Yes..I did lots of hokey-pokey to that lovely jig.
"Have you heard sir 21 savage's new ditty?"
"why yes, i did lot's of tap dancing to those beautiful melodies!"
@maciairlines
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you're a fucking bottom and a tsundere
damn you're born on mars 21?! let me tap some of dat ass...
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The day you get to cuddle and hangout with someone special <3
Person: Hey! Do you know what day it is?
Me: No?
Person: it's November 21!
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Embarrass your friends day
Get out there and post the most embarrassing photos you can find!!
Girl one: hey bestie guess what day it is??
Girl two: umm November 21
Girl one: well yes but it’s also embarrass your friends day!!
Girl two: please don’t post that one picture though!!
Girl one: too late already done
Girl two: ughhh I’ll have to get you back
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