someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.
don't be such an british tea cup
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.
1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.
You know that British skilly wag mark thinks he's actually white.
The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:
American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.
Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.