Random
Source Code
Random
An emily is a sexually intruiged character which preys upon creatures which pose small squinty eyes and mobile phones. They have the faint aroma of oxtail soup but a sweet taste of sherbet- a perculiar combination but hey that's em!
Emily's can become very territorial, be aware if you go near her gingerbread man. They can be defined by their distinct weezy laugh and manly voice, particularly when they feel threatened or hyper. Whilst this is a defensive animal it is also and lovely and beautiful one.... just stay out of its way or it will lemon drizzle your ass!
Hey Emily's comin quick open your eyes or she'll jump your bones
28👍 70👎
a wretched witch who has devoted her life to killing people, she finds pleasure in making cats explode and lives in a futuristic world inside of her mentally handicapped brain. She has no limbs and therefore cries and is very emotional but she has a special power to make anything she wants explode. she especially hates cows, but killed them all off, so she hires those who will paint cats to look like cows so she can kill them.
wow that cat was messed up from an emily.
an emily lets walk the other way.
emily is a dynamite.
13👍 29👎
IS A FUCKING BITCH. OMG she stands up for everyone but stabs them in the back right after. She clings on to this one boy named Cooper but he obviously hates her. But oh well let the bitch be a bitch and having to die with it. Maybe if someone gave her a little breath mint than she might be a little cool. She is a fat slut that wants every boy in the school especially any guy named Liam. She likes boys with missing teeth and in her grade she likes chocolate too much but she needs to try and give up that shit for lent or something cos she is getting really fat and no one likes a fat whore. And she watches animal sex to turn her on but her favourite is lizard sex.
Dude did you see Emily?
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that
7👍 13👎
The biggest pothead you’ll ever meet.
“Hi I’m Emily and I’m going to the Electric Forest when I’m 18”
7👍 13👎
A person who tries to be fucking better than everyone else
10👍 21👎
Don't trust her. She will act all sweet then once you are close to her for no reason she will turn on you. If you date her ex(which is only one person) she will do everything she can to try and break you up. She is a fake backstabbing bitch.
"Dude, she totally did a full out Emily on me."
19👍 47👎