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The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.
I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.
Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force
Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
Also referred to as BFI
Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend or control themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination or intense pleasure.
Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?
Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?
Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?
Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?
Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.
Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.
Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*
SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?
SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!
a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).
"dude did the joint task force already come?"
"yup"
"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"
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A term popularly used in the gaymer community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.
Hey guys, hop on phantom forces?
Of course, let me get ready. I'll be there in a bit.
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