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(Referencing Honoré de Balzac and his notoriously poor cardiovascular health):
a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress
If you are a balzacian heart def a) do not expose yourself to unneeded stress
when your heart has been broken or your in the worst mood possible
"dude i think she has a raided heart..."
"Dude she has a raided heart! She wanted to bish slap me today!
A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.
Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.
Hey babe, you know what this bottomless heart means? Endless Love!
When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.
Phwor!
I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!