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A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.
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Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.
Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.
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when a person is only dating or friends with an athlete because of the possibility of the athlete going pro.
A person - typically a woman - who just uses the athlete for status. "Riding the jersey to the top". Similar to a gold digger
The show basketball wives has a bunch of jersey riders.
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The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.
From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
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The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.
Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter."
Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
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A female born and raised in the state of New Jersey who can be described as a a slut who doesnt show it. normally beautiful but not in search of relationships. just lookin for a good time. 90% of the time they hurt poor young men who dont have experience with girls of this nature. They can be very fun at time but also very dificult at times, but if you are able to deal with them at their worst then you will love them at their best.
"holy shit bro thats definately a jersey girl right there!"
"man i need to find myself a jersey girl"
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Any male from the state of New Jersey.
Man, not only is George a guido, but hes a Jersey Scumbag too.
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