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Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021


HOV Positive

Being able to use an HOV lane legally due to lesser restrictions placed during certain hours. Usually used in the context of using the lane right before the stronger restrictions come into effect.

For example, if an HOV lane is HOV-2 from 4-6PM and open to all traffic at all other times, leaving work no later than 3:30PM with a single occupant in your vehicle would be termed "HOV Positive"

"Can we leave class early today, we want to be HOV Positive."

by DJHCS May 25, 2012


brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik May 25, 2018


Doge position

A state where you are making a lot of money from doge coin and getting laid as a result.

Have you tried using doge position to get babes?

by Rose3 May 27, 2021

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Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...

I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. A min to breathe .. I love you

by Whattodo November 25, 2019


Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...

I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. Amon to breathe .. I love you

by Whattodo November 25, 2019


Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023