Naugatuck River Valley

1. Valley named for the river that runs through it in Western Connecticut, home to hopeful rice burners, wannabe whops, and stiletto wearing women with ankle hoops in their ears. Etc.

2. Virgin Free Zone.

No one wants to hang out in the Valley (Naugatuck River Valley), all they do is sit on their cars in front of Dunkin' Donuts and drink coffee til the cops chase them to another D&D.

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Antioch River Pig

An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.

May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.

1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"

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Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

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Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

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Pearl River, LA

A small town in the southeast of LA that is pretty close to New Orleans.We don't have much out here but I like to call it home.GO REBELS.....I guess!

Pearl River, LA is the smallest town in the middle of NOWHERE!!! Really, try to find it on a map. It will take you at least 30 minutes.

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red river shootout

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"

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gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk

Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow

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