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Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.
Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”
Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”
Dodgy London share house that holds full ok parties for wasted antipodean folk.
After a whole bunch of laybacks at the Ruby Lounge, they decided to rig up a toy train to do laps of the party room. It was supposed to deliver shots. Instead it just fell on passed out people.
A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Always being late and then laughing about it.
“She literally pulled a rubi today…. She needs to work on it”