i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

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My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

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I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

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you smell what I'm cooking

You understand what I'm saying???

You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?

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You smell like hector estrada

A very rude way of saying smn smells lkle rat piss

Me: “you smell like hector estrada”
Hector: what does dat meen
Me: means you smell like rat piss
Hector: fagget
Me: u smell like hector

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

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4 B Smells of B-Town

A slang phrase referring to 4 prominent odors that one would sense when visiting Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana (aka B-Town). The smells are as follows: beer, barf, bud, and bagina.

(while walking through the Indiana University campus)
Mike: What is that smell?!
Sam: Oh, that's just the 4 B Smells of B-Town.

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