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Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!

Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke

by fat nastay February 7, 2018


stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

by yelhsasiehttseb February 15, 2021


stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

by daflashers June 25, 2017


Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short

Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast

by The bigger truth 96 March 17, 2016


Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.

Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!

by Counter Stroker December 28, 2022


1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 14, 2021


I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 7, 2022