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The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
A typical name in New Zealand, people with this name often like to have very curly hair and surf the waves in Sumner beach. These people are quite clumsy though, one Tom McAtamney had a holiday in Bali and his iPhone 6 got stolen as he was a dumb boi.
Wow look at that Tom McAtamney! He's a gooch surfer!
Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!
Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!
An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.
“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute
A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.
Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”
A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit
"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"
"God, what now?"
"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"
"God dammit Flynn"