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A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.
No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.
The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.
Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.
double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row
Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!
A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
When you throw up the peace sign.
Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"
the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.
for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep
Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"
Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"