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Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.
Look! Here come the saucy waffles!
Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?
When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.
"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.
When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice
Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?