when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life
froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)
addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
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The Igor Walk is when you run out of toilet paper mid-shit, and you have to make the trip to get more. You don't want to smear shit on your cheeks, so you walk a little bowlegged and hunched over, similar to how Doctor Frankenstein's assistant, Igor, walks.
No one was around to get Justin Credible fresh toilet paper, so he had to do the Igor Walk to get a fresh roll.
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Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
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To a dance step where one identifies them self as a crip, can be charicterized by a bouncy movement, unlike the b walk which is less bouncy
Shit he can c walk like a mutha'- fuckin' masta!!!
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When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.
Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.
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A walk while drunk, where you dont think about where you're going, you just let your feet take you.
"It was 2 am and I was on a walk of destiny with Nate when the po-po rolled up."
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A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus
Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!
Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?
Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
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