Spicy Water

A very fizzy, seltzer water beverage.

My three-year-old likes to try a sip of our seltzer water, but she says it's too spicy.

Honey, did you pick up any spicy water at the store today?

Man, this seltzer is extra spicy!

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toilet water

Melissa's prefered drink.

Dude. Did you see melissa down that toilet water last night?

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Opera Water

Water/Hydration obtained from a water fountain inside an Opera House, "I.E. The Civic Opera House of Chicago." Said to have been derived from the gods themselves; opera water runs through centuries-old brass pipes, gets sung to all day, and gains unique FANCY minerals on its journey from Valhalla to your palate. Once drunken, Opera Water flows through ones veins, enlarging one's Fancy Glands to epic proportions; inhibiting the drinker to inherit increased fanciness until the following March 25th; Opera Day.

Before ingestion of Opera Water:

GYRL, YO shyt be m0fukken stoopid i m3an shyt, that homework was goddam dank muhfucka.

After Ingestion of Opera Water:

Woman/Female, You seem to be coherent on this fine day towards my query; would you care to converse about the partially difficult homework bestowed last fortnight?

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Water Horse

A piece of shit so long and majestic that it resembles a horse's cock.

Jhagter's Water Horse was almost able to flush itself -- 'twas a beast so mighty, it deserved a saddle

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Water Bubbler

Another word for Water Fountain or Drinking Fountain

Used in New England

"Mr. John, can I go get a drink from the water bubbler?"

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expired water

Vodka in a water bottle.

"This water tastes alittle expired"

"I love expired water"

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water world

The drug infested Amesbury apartment complex located at East 93rd Street and Hough Ave in Cleveland Ohio. "Water" or "Wet" is the street name for the illegal street drug PCP. This apartment complex is known as the epicenter of PCP drug sales in Cleveland

To get the best 'wet' we need to go to Water World.

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