The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.
he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.
A vehicle seat that is very damp from human sweat.
My homie's A/C is still broken in his car, because it had a juicy seat when I sat inside it.
The slime and dirt in and around car seats
Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.
Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.
When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”