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When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair
omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.
Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up
Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.
Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.
You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.