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The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...
I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey
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Orange County is an extremely diverse, yet segregrated county. You'll find large groups of all races, just in different spots of OC. Usually split into two parts, north and south. North is usually considered the more "ghetto" and poorer part, while the South is richer and more plush. This is generally true. Some of the anomilies, however include:
-Yorba Linda: This city, unlike much of its North OC companions, is not a minority majority. There is lots of old money and blue bloods, beautiful homes and was rated by CNN as the 11th best place to live in USA.
-Fullerton: About 80% Asian, with 90% of those Asians being Korean. The city is also fairly wealthy, but is suffering from urbanization and white flight, so it is going down the tubes pretty quick.
-Villa Park: Another place with lots of old money, similar to Yorba Linda with slightly cheaper housing.
-Brea: There are parts of it which seem like an extension of Yorba Linda, and parts of it which seem like an extension of Fullerton, both nearby cities.
-Irvine: This central-south~ish city is the biggest bubble on the planet. Split in terms of ethnicity, about 45/45 Asian/White, with other ethnic groups making up the rest. It is like a government experiment gone wrong. Homes, streets, signals, business places, parks, EVERYTHING was preplanned. The result? Homes with no backyards, where you can reach out your window and shake your neighbors hand, streets where you must go past your original destination 4 miles to make a simple u-turn, etc. The school system, however, is rated to be excellent, which is why so many Asian people flocked there.
The rest of OC basically falls into the South - rich, North - poor.
The Orange County you see on TV is completely not true. Nowhere in OC do you find only spoiled rich snobby white kids.
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An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.
Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!
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Orange County is a county in Southern California. It is the suburban sprawl capital of the world, none of the land is left natural, you could sit in traffic for five hours trying to get to big bear....The worst traffic jams on earth, everywhere you drive in orange county, there's no open land, no natural beauty.....
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot....
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Affectionate nickname for Donald J. Trump, who won the U.S. Presidential election of 2016 by a margin of -2.7 million votes. The nickname makes reference to Mr. Trump's skin pigmentation, in connection with Agent Orange, the warfare herbicide and defoliant produced by Monsanto and used by U.S. Armed Forces to contribute to the democide of the Vietnamese people.
Did you see what Agent Orange tweeted today? #unpresidented!
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The exact moment at which a vehicle enters the intersection while the light turned from yellow to red. Technically it's almost running a red light but it's up to the discretion of the observing traffic cop.
Damn fool! What are you doing running orange lights when I got Panama Red with us! That black and white nearly tripped when he saw us, idiot.
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the act of taking a shit on your partners chest while eating a bag of cheetos.
Tim and Barbera want to try something different in bed so they did an orange truckdriver.
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