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Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.
A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.
It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.
It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.
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The process of many people calling phones, banks of payphones, or radio stations all at once. Originated by the Phone Losers of America.
"Hey, you want to do a Phone Mobbing on the Loveline radio show?"
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A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.
A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.
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A phone that was manufactured when Barack Obama was still president of the United States.
The PS2 emulator won't work because you bought a literal Obama Phone.
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Getting head over the phone
Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it
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Buying a Vtech Phone becasue it is cheap, but buying so many in the long run that it would have been better to just buy a better quality phone in the first place.
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one who plays a prank on another by pretending to be another person
fred: Fuck my bank just phoned! someone has stolen all my money
clive: dude, you've been phone jacked
fred: Damn those phone jackers
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