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The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
When you have so much money and free time that you donât have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that thereâs nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but youâre been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you donât have to do anything. Everything is perfect.
And now youâre bored.
Dude, I think heâs having squid game problems.
But didnât he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesnât have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, whatâs he got left?
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! Itâs was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow
Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!
A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.
Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation ââdâ. Eg. Squid belly Jacksonâdâ
âSo this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.