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A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"
Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."
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young men who are preyed upon by older women.
a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women
The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.
Last night I gave your mom an omaha tail gunner
When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.
“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “
A kid normally of the male gender who happens to have a rat tail.
As you can tell by his rat tail his parents either don't care or are hoping he will grow up to be some sort of Jedi Knight such as Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rat Tail Kids take offense to other people making fun of them, and as a result have come up with witty comebacks to retaliate.
Person 1-"Hey Watch Out For Rat Tail Kid."
Rat Tail Kid-"You Guys Are Losers!"
Person 2-"That Was Rude Obi Wan."
Rat Tail Kid-"Go Poop Yourselves!!"
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The pursuit of casual sexual relations, especially a male's pursuit of a another male. Sometimes misconstrud that this is it is in the pursuit of a hetrosexual relationship but is not the case.
Guy: What you doing this weekend?
Martin: Chasing Tail
Guy:You looking for some hot cock action then
Martin: Word!
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A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
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