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When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!
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just a cat the real name for a cat until a hole bunch of idiots using the word pussy as a womans genitilia
here pussy cat here puss puss puss
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The kind of pussy that makes the average man finish in less than 5min.
That bomb pussy last night though....
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having an extremely good pussy. so good that even men with the strongest pull out game can’t pull out.
“damn, i thought my pull out game was strong until i met this girl. her pussy game is A1.”
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Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”
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When you misplace your vibrator
Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
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a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"
"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
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