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Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'
Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.
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When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
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Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.
Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.
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Thomas Forrester is a very jealous person. He often eats pizza all by himself and won't share a single slice. Thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully homosexual. He really likes to make homosexual jokes. Overall Thomas Forrester is a very VERY unique human being.
Thomas Forrester is a unique human being.
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Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
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A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.
"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"
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The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"
"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"
"Did you?"
"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"
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