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1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired
Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!
What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico
Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.
the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.
person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..
When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake
I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer
When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.
I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.