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When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
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Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.
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what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread
"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"
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Tommy rock is a cool as singer from Pennsylvania. His record label is called Toilet Bowl Records, and he sings about crack and shit. Good stuff.
I plan on going to see Tommy Rock concert sometime.
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How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2
“I’m just going to free tommy”
“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”
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