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Triple P

Piss Poor Performance

Damn did Chris earn the Triple P award today or what?

by Knepper March 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


triple shots

When one has three shots of a spirit in quick succession (i.e. one after the other). Done in a competition to see who is the most hardcore and who can tolerate their alcohol the most. The brave do this with spiritus (90% alcohol).

There is no winner, however. Unless you vomit, then you're a fucking lightweight and fail at life. Triple shots is also the fastest way to get drunk.

I got so fucked last night after doing three triple shots in an hour, I showered with my pants on and passed out next to my friend totally nude. No homo.

by LJman February 16, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Triple Urethral

A form of gay sex involving three men. Man A inserts his erect penis up Man B's urethra. Next, Man C inserts his erect penis up Man B's anus and into the urethra of Man A.

It's a urethra within a urethra within a urethra.

Gosh darn it, Edward sure loves it when him and his two friends engage in a rousing bout of triple urethral.

by Stiaznitch July 7, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Triple Threat

The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.

Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.

"I gave my boyfriend the Triple Threat last night. I think it's about time we break up."

by TT4Life May 30, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


triple crown

a bowel movement consisting of logs, chunks, and gravy

"I just pinched a triple crown, wana see it?"

by babbbbzzz December 4, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Triple D

Three dots that awkawardly ruin a perfectly good conversation...one generally involving the Ottomans, or bald men of some sort. Usually results in frustrating the person you are conversing with. Would be very awkward if used while talking to said person on the phone or face to face. Super effective in driving chicks away, and old men with beards. Typically used by awkward turtles. Dangerous when overused.

Aww I just got triple D'd!

by Sultan Selim III June 20, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Triple with slight

A very complex sex act. First you play twister with the girl while mid way into the game you slip it in. Then you blind fold her while you secretly shit in her mouth. Then you take pepper and smer it on her vagina while attempting to circumcise youself and proceed to copulate

That girl is a freak. She wanted a triple with slight from sauce. (Darrion)

by Darrionwiththedoubles December 28, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž