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i jus ain’t want ya to think i’m tucking sauce or none
The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!
The Tuck. The expression about tucking your tail between your legs didn't come out of nowhere. A cat will tuck the tail underneath the hind legs, up under the belly, when they're feeling anxious, nervous, submissive, or feeling sexual.
When a stumpy cock can only just protrude past the pubes, giving the appearance of a monk’s shaved head.
He was hesitant to pull down his trousers, and once I saw the friar tuck he was hiding underneath, she could understand why.
When a stumpy cock can only just protrude past the pubes, giving the appearance of a monk’s shaved head.
He was hesitant to pull down his trousers, and once I saw the friar tuck he was hiding underneath, she could understand why.
When someone named Landon eats so much toe jam that his mouth feels as if it is covered with rubber and then tucks his tongue to swallow
Hey man I had a bad case of rubber tuck last night
When a man or transgender woman conceals the penis and balls... but gets caught or goes wrong.
Woman 1 "sorry, i need to go to the bathroom. *i've got a ratchet tuck*"
Woman 2 "damn, okay. make sure it hasn't drawn blood."