uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.

I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.

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The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

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Uncle Buck

A guy (family friend or an uncle) who can playfully corrupt children's minds on what not to do, especially in public areas

My uncle buck taught me how to drive like a madman as in one of The Grateful Dead's song Casey Jones.

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Uncle Iroh

i god how is the best in the universe and god of tea

you are an uncle iroh = you are so nice i want to cry

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Uncle Herbal

The greatest basketball player. Uncle Herbal can shoot deep three's halfcourt shots and do monster dunks. Better than Anthony's.

OMG ITS UNCLE HERBAL. HE IS SO FAMOUS.

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Uncle ian

A very hot dilf

"You see that dilf over there?"

"yeah that's uncle Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks"

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uncle charles

That dude who will lend you $350 to pay for your car insurance when you have misspent your pocket money irresponsibly, or lend you money when you’re in a pinch.

Damn... the car insurance company did me dirty. Imma call Uncle Charles and see what’s what. I’ll pay him back... eventually.

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