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Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 January 20, 2016


Whiffy Waffle

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 04, 2016


urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 04, 2020


Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice

Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?

by Aquatamo April 30, 2019


Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's

Lord Waffle is lit and cool.

by Jimmy Jhon March 14, 2018


cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.

A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”

by NezBarnes December 21, 2017


waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019