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Free counterstrike/BF2 clone.
War Rock user: NOOO U HAKNG WTTTF
Human being: Excuse me sir are you violating the license agreement by earning illegitimate points?
11π 4π
Yet another highly addictive game by Facebook/Myspace game giant Zynga Game Networks. Basically, you make an avatar to attract "tasty votes," spend hours voting as "tasty" every member of your clan of >1,000 consisting mainly of total strangers, waiting for your energy and rage to refill, spending real money on favor points to buy those special abilities, fighting with people to get "blood" and "skill points," completing missions to get "blood" and experience points, buying "abilities" from the "bazar" and buying "minions" to offset the upkeep on the abilities, and of course attempting to find your real world worst enemies at Charlotte High School and add them to the hitlist within the game.
Your Commanding Officer: Ever play that game Vampire Wars?
Default Vampire: Yeah, kind of
Your Commanding Officer: What level are you?
Default Vampire: I think it's like level 10 or something
Your Commanding Officer: Oh man, you can do better than that; I'm level 166!
Teacher: No wonder your getting C's in my class!!
11π 3π
the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.
apart from insects
in some light nuclear war would be exiting
58π 28π
Star Wars is an epic film saga about two men who venture on the Heros Journey. While, Anakin's greed, fear, and need for power lead him to the dark side, his son Luke carries on the sins of his father, he helps Vader redeem himself, and helps Vader bring balance to the Force.
Star Wars is a collection of the seven greatest movies in the world (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, The Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi).
Trekkie: Star Wars is stupid.
Me: That's why it's a multibillion dollar franchise you moron. That's also why it is by far the best and most popular movie ever.
23π 9π
When toothpicks are inserted into the sides of two marshmallow peeps which are facing each other in a microwave. When the microwave is turned on, the peeps swell and each peep's toothpick will poke the other peep. The peep that does not explode is the winner.
The peep war left my microwave sticky and covered in marshmallowy goodness.
23π 9π
A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
14π 4π
Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
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