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uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 11, 2005

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Watch Dog Cheat Detection

Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers

Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.

by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018

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I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 23, 2011

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San Luis Wrist Watch

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.

Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

by Dirty Rotten Rob December 10, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Watch me do me

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!

by Frodo Man-well March 1, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


watch those wrist rockets

A word said before getting a super battle droid rocket blown thru your head.

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!!!

by โ€ฆโ€ฆOBI WAN!!!! July 9, 2022


National Watch Hentai Day

July 20, a day where everyone is allowed to watch hentai and cosplay as hentai characters without no consequences!

Bro 1: *Dressed as a sexy anime girl.*

Bro 2: "Bro wth?"
Bro 1: Hey don't judge me bro, it's National Watch Hentai Day.
Bro 2: Oh okay bro, it's all good then. *Starts watching hentai*

by Bob_the_Gob July 20, 2022