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He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
Silently judging people with no teeth and your hands behind your back
Dude stop wayning around and get a broom
bad@$$ and can steal Sam Dennineo's chick lexis any time he wants
To drop into a Call of Duty match and fail to deploy your parachute before hitting the ground, thereby shoving your legs up through your body and out your nose.
Teammate: “Shit, did you just Wayne It?”
Idiot: “Yeah, I Wayned It.”
CaseyTheKid
We went and seen the best rapper in Fort Wayne aka CaseyTheKid and he blew our minds.
100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
Two people who are sexually compatible
It was definitely a Wayne and Beverley type of night .