wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

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Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

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wet pussy

A cat soaked in water.

My pussy got wet in the rain! Gotta dry her fur!

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wet walnut

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

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wet dream

A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation

Jamie had a wet dream last night

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wet check

The act of feeling a woman's vagina to see if it is wet and ready for insertion. This can happen anywhere parties, bars clubs, etc...

Blaine: that girl was eyein you up dude, go throw a wet check
Larry: shit, she's wet and ready!

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getting wet

1) Smoking PCP but you think it's marijuana. Then you run around like Chris Tucker from Friday geeking the fuck out. 2) When a girl creams herself after getting turned on

"Hey Andy, I didn't know you like getting wet homeboy." or "damn, I got that chick getting all wet while she was giving me head."

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