Smtihs Station is a small town in Lee County Alabama aka Slut Station. Girls here are known for sleeping around and getting exposed.
"Hey honey" mom
"yes babe" dad
"our daughters nudes got leaked again along with her sex tape" Mom
"goddammit its because we moved to damn Smiths station"
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The name you give the police or security when you donβt want to give them your real name
Paul blart : β can I have your first and last names last firstβ
You : β Bob Smithβ
Paul blart: βI said last first you filthy cuntβ
To get publicly bitchslapped in front of the entire world
Man, Chris got smithed on the Oscars last night.
When someone tries to pass a store bought Pie as Homemade from scratch by spraying Pam Cooking Spray on top of it!
Man that Pam Smith was Nasty!
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Don't listen to ira smith does not include Aiden mooneyhan
Guy I used to go to highschool with, pretty nice.
"Have you seen Brett Smith lately?"
"No"