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What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.
"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"
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I'm not cool with it. Or I don't like it.
Nah bro, I ain't with it. I'm not a fan
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Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.
Ken: What'd you do in math today?
Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.
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A phrase normally used when you don't really know how to reply to something, which happened at that particular moment.
Your Friend: "I like to smoke at least 5 packs of cigs a day."
Me: "i uh-"
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As used in Jeeves & Wooster, and presumably actually by the British upper class before the Great War.
1. Indeed
2. (expression of surprise): huh, wow.
3. Come on, really?
4. Hello
5. Remarkable
6. Etc. Etc.
1. Useless upperclass twit (UUT) 1: "It's a lovely day, isn't it?"
UUT 2: "I say"
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A phrase someone uses when they don't care enough to engage in conversation. Normally makes the receiver of the phrase stop conversing until the other individual decides to be alive again, which this point they are forced to come up with something to appease the other individual in the conversation. When someone uses the phrase it usually donset make sense and induces frustration, instahate, the urge to stab someone, brings friendship in to question, makes the recipient feel more alone than they actually are, and in some cases it has been known to cause people to rage online making definitions for the phrase to express how it makes them feel...............!!
Person 1: Hey man, I just found my meaning... my reason to live.. I finally found something to live for..
Person 2: i see.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: yeah.. I have eyes to, I.. can also see..................
Person 2: i see.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Finally got that game you've been obsessing over XD...
Person 1: ............. i see........fuck you man...... fuck... you
Person 2: i see.
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On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.
Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).
It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...
16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
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