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A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow
Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow
After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years
Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!
When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?