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The period of time between an an expired Xbox Live membership and a renewed Xbox Live membership.
People who have owned at least one 12 month Xbox Live subscription and put it to good use are most affected by this phenomenon.
For most it is a rebirth of new life in the world, and many discover that there is in fact a world outside of their home and Xbox Live.
Joe: Omg I have no money to renew my subscription for Xbox Live and Modern Warfare 2 just came out!!
Joe: I hate Xbox Live Deprivation!!
(Joe then decides to cry while eating gallons of ice cream and watching soap operas. But before he does this he notices a strange new door in his home; he opens it and there is a seemingly infinitely large room with a soft green carpeted floor and white cotton like substances moving around on a light blue ceiling near an immense light bulb that shines on everything around him. He then notices other people running around and having fun. It's beautiful and brings a tear to his eye.)
Joe: What is this strange and wonderful new world?!?
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An attached garage with a couch and a recliner in it. Usually the garage door is open. The Italian living room is used because the real living room is plastic wrapped and only for special occasions.
I drove through my neighborhood, and Joe and luanna waved from inside their Italian living room.
a guitar god, can play any and every song you can think of, but is for some reason not famous. not quite underrated, just unknown. usually middle age, used to be in a band "back in the day", and grew up listening to and hanging out with famous"living legends". his skills on the guitar are confined to his living room and whoever happens to be over at the time
Man, your dad is a living room legend.
A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.
I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.
Chloe's death certificate:
"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."
If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.
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The little kid that has a squeeky voice and gets everyone else irritated. And just remember this fact: Mics make your voice deeper, I'd hate to hear that kid in person. Also known as the ones who whine when it comes to loosing at a game. Not only that, but when they can't end a fight they began, they start using the "N" word! As they grow up, they will have a f'ed up life, tweeking out when someones says "GRENADE!" or "CAMPER!". Oh and one more thing, their parents fail. I mean, what kind of parent lets a 9 year old play this sort of stuff?! I mean, can you imagine seeing these sort of kids in school? THEY MUST BE BANNED, THE MUTE BUTTON ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
Me: ROFL I spy noob sniper (throws semtex at Xbox Live Midget)
Xbox Live Midget:(irritating squeeky voice the kills your ears) Wow u sad nig*** u suck wow suck my (not even 1cm) dick.
Me: (hits the mute button) -t bags-
Xbox Live Midget: (keeps repeating the "N" word though i'm not black and yells out random things)
Xbox Live Midget in school: (constantly thinking of the words hayabusa and snipers)
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When you put off doing something until you need to do it, like procrastination. Coined by Bill O'Reilly and made infamous by YouTube.
I should make reservations, but fxck it, we'll do it live.
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best
website
EVER!!!!!!!!!
(.)(.) TITs!!!!
.......lesbian porn.
alex: dude, im so bored. have anything that we could do?
raúl: ever heard of we live together?
alex: what that?
**1 minutes later**
alex passes out from joy of site with cum on his hand (minute man)
www.welivetogether.com
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