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Another Name For Toilet Paper
Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards
A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar
“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun
When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.