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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. March 3, 2012


Wit sit

Typical Hillary supporter, most likely Asian.

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"

by Quang January 12, 2018


Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 9, 2022


aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.

Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.

by QuacksO November 28, 2023


aight imma fuck wit yu

a good bye for middle school niggas that want pussy

narco: ey bruh want some

middle school nigga: ey bruh fo sho

narco: bet bruh thanks
middle school nigga: aight imma fuck wit yu

by ddv1969 October 13, 2019


atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)

"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"

by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013


That's whats witted!!!

That is smart or that is a good idea!!!

You at the shoe store about to by one pair of J's but they got a sell for buy one get one half off. So, your homie tells you to take the sell. You respond by saying "That's whats witted!!! Good lookin."

by theone# April 15, 2011