yo momma

a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!

yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!

yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)

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ai yo

An ebonics greeting or interjection commonly used in the ghetto

"Ai yo man wassup!"

"Ai yo man, lez bust thiz joint, steal a watermelon, pick up some forties, and grab sum wingz at KFC."

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yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

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yo momma

Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!

Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!

*Smack*

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ey yo

1. A greeting
2. A way to begin any sentence that makes no sense

1. ey yo, what's up?
2. ey yo na sucka

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yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

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yo daddy

used instead of using yo mamma in a comeback.

yo daddy is so stupid he went to a 69er's game to get some ass.

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