Mexican Town

It is also known as Southwest Detroit but everybody recognizes it as Mexican Town because it's mainly Mexicans who live here. Since it such a large Mexican crowd, we offer the best food, products and atmosphere you can find in Michigan.

Outsider: Hey where are you from?
Detroiter: Detroit
Outsider: Ohhhh...What part???
Detroiter: Southwest
Outsider: Where??
Detroiter: Mexican Town
Outsider: Oh wow that's like so cool, I love the food there! You are so lucky!

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Towne Lake

A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.

Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!

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p-town

A term used for almost any town that starts with a "P".

Though I don't know about other p-towns, the one I live in is called that in an attempt to make it seem "ghetto" and not the suburbia it really is.

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The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

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Wang Town

The place that one visits when they encounter a large wang.

Sophia: Sly, let me just take off your p... OH MY GOD what is that?!

Sylvester: Welcome to Wang Town!

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Hoopie Town

Sebring OH... where you're a hoopie lifer, an import hoopie, or a boomerang hoopie.

Hoopie Town has three major Hoopiefests: the Firemen's Festival, 4th of July in the park, and the Harvest Festival.

K-town

The cooch region of Kirsten for ultimate pleasure.

He was looking for an invitation to K-town to go for a ride between the sheets.