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when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle
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a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
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One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber
"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
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1.the act of drinking too much alcohol and running around and stomping your foot madly.
2.to get stomped like as if a turkey was tap dancing on your face.
1. "That guy must be drunk he is running around turkey stomping."
2."you want to get your ass turkey stomped?"
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Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.
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Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.
Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.
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someones ball sack ie scroutem
Adam like to lick my turkey pouch
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