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that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
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Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.
Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!
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When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle
Lou is the big gay, gay turtle.
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Excesive Compulsive Masterbation
"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."
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A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.
Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.
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A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.
"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd
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1.The dick of the turtle animal.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.
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