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When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.
Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
Do do do do do do banana bot do do do do
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A stunning ginger, hailing from the ends, also known as Mikey Hurley
Jamie: "Hey sexy banana"
Mikey: "What up, my leige?"
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When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.
Bro that guy has such a “smelly Banana”
The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.
A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.