bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

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crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

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Bunk beds

An invention to create more room for activities. Often mistaken for a contraption for sleeping.

"Look, we made bunk beds. Now we have so much room for activities, like aerobics!"
"This is how we do it"

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bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

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Bed it and Forget it

To have sex with someone then forget all about them

Johnny kept obsessing over Sally, so his friends suggested he just bed it and forget it.

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Kingle Bed

A single bed that, because the owner is only small, it feels a lot bigger due to the space

Wow, I had such a great sleep last night in my kingle bed

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Farida in bed

A farida in sexual interaction with a nother man in bed

FARIDA IN BED !!!

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