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same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes
Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.
bros before flops
That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.
"Bye Flip Flop Phil"
Then you would reply with "SHE KNOWS!"
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The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
A vasectomy.
"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.
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A guy who only wears flip flops.
Wow! I've noticed that Matt only wears flip flops. Let's call him flip flop guy!
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When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.
"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!
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A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!
Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!
Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
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