When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later
Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.
Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.
Guy1: oh, ight my b
Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed
Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed
The time between one minute and 36 hours
Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute
when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth
Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______
A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.
Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade
Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!