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When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!
That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.
-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.
-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.
When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later
Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.
Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.
Guy1: oh, ight my b
Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed
Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed
The time between one minute and 36 hours
Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute
when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth
Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______