When you shit and don't have to wipe!
I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!
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The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.
Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.
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(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic
A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.
She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.
Played by Gerard Butler, the 2004 four Phantom is a mysterious and suave figure who falls in love with a young women named Christine Daae upon hearing her beautiful voice. Things get rather difficult for him when another man catches her eye. And when she falls in love with the other man, the Phantom grows angry and sad.
In the film, Phantom of the Opera 2004, the phantom is played by Gerard Butler.
when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume
They didnโt like it when he gave me the Phantom of the Opera overture